Of course you “wonna” go up for bit.
at the end of the sofa then puts her feet across your legs. She has these very small delicate geisha feet, well pedicured nails. Red polish. Lovely feet. Glam feet. You slowly begin massaging them. “You are so warm!” she coos. You want to tell her that warm hands reflect warm hearts, but you don’t because she won’t believe you, and also because you are walking on a tightrope here, and you will never forgive yourself for spoiling the night by saying the wrong shit at the right time. You know how mamas are; you only have to say one wrong thing, just one, and ati now she isn’t in the mood anymore. Nkt.
Then something happens.
A parade of ugly underwear!
See? Even the Universe is speechless.
They look like she works with the KWS special crack unit sent to save the white rhino. When you pull off her jeans and find this animal printed “thing” you can’t help wondering if you are under arrest. Is she on a sting operation?