Bed No. 5

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Tequila. That’s how it starts. And that’s how I end up in hospital. Two Thursdays ago I attended a Mexican Gastronomical shindig at the Intercontinental. Tequilas flowed. Now, I’m not normally your suave tequila gobbling urbanite, I try to …

A Monday banter

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Last week was an ass by numerous accounts, things went South, or should I say “things went tits up” as Tony Parsons, my favorite British author would say. A bad week is like eating onion rings; it always leaves …

Would you take a bullet for an elephant?

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Sunday 6.49pm

I sit down with my laptop; upload from my camera some pictures I took while in Tsavo West over the weekend.

6.58pm

I go through the pictures, deleting the ones I obviously took drunk. There is one …

Men.

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There are guys who work hard at being men. Then there are guys who are just men. A real man doesn’t nurse his manhood. Check this. A month ago a pal of mine called me on a loose Friday …

Tiesaster

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I bought a tie. A spiffing red tie with thin discreet red stripes. I’m no expert on ties, but I can tell a sexy tie when I see one and I can also tell a tie that looks like …

Oh, Toni!

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On Judgment Day when I stand before the Lord and he asks me what I regret most about my life, I will tell him, “Not meeting Toni Braxton.”

I can almost see the eternal cynic, Ben, rolling his eyes. …

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