Tag: Subaru

Fetty

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I recently saw this boy in the parking lot of a certain mall, lanky and bony, dressed like a hungover Chris Brown. He looked about 19 or a few months over. He had on those golden high-shoes that kids

#How to Be a Social Media Mom

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The first tenet you have to embrace is that motherhood isn’t about your baby. It’s about you. Babies are just collateral damage. Never mind them. The second is that you don’t have to be married to be a mother. …

Pajero

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Back in the early 90’s we had a neighbour who used to work for Kenya Breweries Ltd. He was a big surly chap with a grisly beard that covered half his face. He had two hot daughters; daughters who …

Storms will come

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I saw this couple in traffic fight this morning. Guy looked mid thirties. Chick didn’t look a day older than 25, but it’s hard to tell nowadays with make-up and Botox. Traffic was stagnant as you would expect at …